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Hi! It's good to see you here. Happy 2009. I hope you enjoy the great new stories I have collected.

BlahTrek is the home of great Science Fiction parody. You'll find jokes, stories, lampoons, send ups, mockings, satires, and general fun poking, involving Star Trek, Star Wars, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Alien, Back to the Future, and anything else that needs a good dose of rib tickling.

This month's extract is from The Next Supermarket.

Worf spoke in a low angry voice, "Sir, permission to kill the shopper."

"Permission denied, Lieutenant," Riker quipped.

Other recent additions include

The Next Supermarket

Wesley must not die

Take my Worf, Please

Five Man Mission

Worf in the Fold

The Seven Doctors

The New New Next Generation

Net War

Improper Channels

Fifty Cents for Each Additional Minute

Bomber

Flatulation Maneuver

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Blah Trek, the home of great science fiction parody. Page updated 4 January, 2009. Copyright ©2008 Bruce Wilson.