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Joy to the Alpha Quadrant

by Rebecca "Phoenix" Bridge (bridger243@thegrid.org.uk)

To the tune of 'Joy to the World'

Joy to the quad, the first Enterprise has come!
Let Klingon’s run in fear;
Let every race let them through,
and Klingon’s and Romulan’s sing,
and Klingon’s and Romulan’s sing,
and Klingons, and Klingon’s and Romulan’s sing.

Joy to star fleet, the 4th Enterprise has come!
To carry on the legacy
Now Ferengi and Cardassian’s run home
Picard says: Make it so!
Picard says: Make it so!
Picard says, Make it so all day long.

Sisko rules Deep Space Nine, with Kira in second
and Odo makes Quark sweat
Jadzia, is of Bashir fond
The wonders of DS9,
The wonders of DS9
The wonders, the wonders of DS9.

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