Star Trek one liner collection

nicked from various sources

"Live long and prosper." - Vulcan proverb.
"and eat well." - Jewish addendum to Vulcan proverb.
"Feast on your enemies!" - Klingon interpretation of Jewish addendum to Vulcan proverb.

Do you know why every Romulan soldier always carries a negative of a photograph of himself?
Because Romulans like to blow themselves up.