Star Wars Signature files

nicked from Cool Signatures (http://www.coolsig.com)

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. - Ben Kenobi, 'The Return of the Jedi'

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, and doobies lead to twinkies." - Yoda

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, dancing leads to sex. - Yoda, Puritan Master.

Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way? - Princess Leia in Star Wars.

Yoda of Borg are we. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

The Force. It surrounds us; it enfolds us; it gets us dates on Saturday nights. - Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal.

If Yoda so clever is, why together a sentence can not he put?

In the force in Yoda is so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. - Yoda.

Ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put! - Yoda's High School English teacher.

The force is like Duct Tape - it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it binds the universe together!

I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, etc, etc.