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Top 10 things that will never happen on Voyager

by Bernd Schneider
http://www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/fun.htm
  1. Janeway encounters Q and asks him to take the ship home.
  2. Janeway takes any chance to get home.
  3. Voyager is attacked, and none of the crew is hurt by an exploding plasma conduit.
  4. Voyager is not attacked.
  5. At the end of an episode, Voyager is in better shape than at the beginning.
  6. Voyager encounters a completely intact cube and is immediately destroyed like usual starships.
  7. Voyager runs out of shuttles/crew members.
  8. A shuttle gets into an electromagnetic atmospheric turbulence. However, due to the excellent pilot abilities of Janeway/Chakotay/Tuvok the shuttle lands safely.
  9. The crew are forced to play in a Shakespeare drama instead of just loitering in the holodeck.
  10. Neelix discovers the secret of tasteful clothing.
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