The Bar Trek Series

by Todd Alan Bobenrieth and Tom Cusick (first story only).

Welcome to the first ever parody concocted by Todd Bobenrieth and Tom Cusick. It entails the adventures of the USS Enterprise with its new crew of the guys from Cheers. Here is a list of which characters are which.

Picard		Frazier Crane
Riker		Sam Malone
Data		Cliff Clavin
Worf		Norm Peterson
Troi		Rebecca Howe
Geordi		Woody Boyd
Beverly		Lillith
Q		Harry Anderson
Sela		Diane Chambers
Tasha		Diane Chambers
Guinan		Carla
Daimon Bach		Robin Colcourt
Barclay		Al
Lwaxanna Troi		Roseanne Barr
Wesley		Carla's son
Alexander		Carla's son
Computer Voice		Casey Casem
Ro		Judy Tenuta
O'Brien		Leslie Nielson

And so begins the voyages of the bar ... ah ... starship Enterprise. Imagine the logo sequence coming on screen and the music played is the opening piano part of the Cheers theme.

Introduction
Bar Trek
Data Something
Picard, any Card
Best of Both Bars
Geordi Diem
Who's Afraid of Virginia Worf
The Final Chapter

The logical sequence of stories is as shown. In his introduction to some of the later stories, Todd explains how they fit into the existing sequence. The actual order of posting appears to be
Bar Trek in 2 parts (sometimes called BarTrek I & II), 9 December 1990;
Best of Both Bars (sometimes called BarTrek II), 5 February 1991;
Picard in 2 parts (sometimes called BarTrek III), 21 February & 2 March 1991;
Geordi Diem (sometimes called BarTrek IV), 25 March 1992;
Who's Afraid of Virginia Worf (sometimes called BarTrek V), 8 April 1992;
The Final Chapter, 3 September 1992;
Data Something, 29 September 1992.